So, you've arrived! Well, come on in and have a seat. Perhaps you'd like a lemonade or, if you're looking for something stronger, a raspberry ice tea (pre-sweetened of course). A little peckish? Maybe some cheese and crackers or a side of beef. I know I have one in my freezer somewhere...

My guess is that you're here neither to eat nor drink. Rather, you've popped over to this site because I've piqued your interest. You see, while some websites only offer examples of freelance writing or voice acting I provide both. Think of it as a one-stop shop for the talent you are looking for.

Ah, I see I've hit the mark as to why you decided to visit! Rather than have you dawdle here I highly recommend a trip through these pages, where you'll find my biography (you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll faint), examples of my current writing and voice work, and, most importantly, my contact information.

Oh, you want to know what I'm doing right now? I can certainly abide by your request. I am currently a senior staff writer at CliqueClack TV and CliqueClack Food where I provide insight on two of my favorite subjects: television and eating television. I am also proud to announce my recent work with New York City's Edge Studio where I have produced demos for both narration and commercials. Samples from both of those ventures can be found right on this very website.

Now, let me take your dirty dishes so you can begin exploring every inch of this web site.

Interested in me already? Gosh, and I worked so hard on the rest of the site. Well, you can contact me via email at rk11869@comcast.net.